".....not a completely ridiculous assertion"

I'm a Brazillian. Things were more like this:
1- Mexico? Not Italy, France, Germany or Argentine. 3x1.
2- Croatia? Good team, but they have no chance at all. 4x1.
3- Cameroon? African team, not the best, going to flounder like a house of cards. 5x1.

Gross

fuuuuuuuck

Olivier Giroud, France. I got distracted yesterday at the nail salon when he kept appearing on screen, not like this, though...

Yo, I mean, I'm not judging and you gotta go for whatever makes you happy, but this man right there.. He is a fish. Just saying.

Ok - second fart-related post of the day, but the only thing I ever actually heard described as "juicy" in the general ass area has been "juicy farts". Maybe this is due to babysitting a bunch of rowdy little boys in the early 200os, but that shit imprinted. Every time I see someone wearing them I just imagine them…

Just reading this made me subconsciously, warily and slowly pull an epipen out of my purse.

You know what's even funnier? The preacher in charge of it all actually lied to a number of people to get them there, told them they were just getting a free trip to DC to see the sights.

I heard that Carlos Valderrama was so devestated by the loss that he sent his only child Wilmer to Wisconsin to be raised in the US.

Although Papa Malick Diop was on the Senegal squad that felled the French in 2002, it was Papa Bouba Diop's goal that made the difference in that match.

One of the biggest "what ifs," in history: What if the Spanish coach got the hint after Iker fell out of favor with two top coaches and used David de Gea instead in goal?

Waiting for TV hipsters who talk about how "Medium definition television just has a much 'warmer' picture. It's a more mysterious and intimate viewing experience."

There should be a special listing for the 2010 French team even if they didn't win the year before. Anytime a team expected to contend falls apart in part because of a player caught soliciting an underage prostitute, a team mutiny, and a coach who was rumored to base lineups on astrology cannot really be topped

I hardly ever wear make up in real life, but I am in my driver's license picture.

Someone got upset cuz they accidentally thought a boy looked cute. Oops.

I can get behind Mexico and Costa Rica but I hope Honduras losses every single one of their matches. They should try playing more soccer instead of attempting to amputate the legs of their opponents. They're an incredibly dangerous team and I'm surprised no one on France went off with a serious injury.

I'm a USA supporter, but I don't get it either. Personally I hope Mexico and Costa Rica both roll and that Honduras finds some way not to look like they don't belong. Then maybe we'll stop having to read dumb comments like the author's about how CONCACAF doesn't deserve the spots it gets, as if the World Cup should…

Who's beating Germany's second 11? U-S-A! U-S-A!

Looks like someone's getting triple penetrated this weekend.