This is just to clarify the two different incidents in question.

I mean, Scott Walker's career makes sense, all of a sudden.

"... robbed the place with a machete two weeks later." <—-funniest statement in this entire article.

I for one would also like an update on Kimmie Gibler's sex life and Jesus situation.

If he was caught with a milkshake that was probably an even bigger sin.

Is exclaiming "CUNTING SHIT" a thing now? Is it reserved solely for viewing daschund-sized rats? If so, please note that I am now on board.

Because my dad had gotten a video camera shortly before this all unfolded, he actually has the entire thing on VHS. You hear him saying to my mom, "I think she's having contractions!" The dog looks more or less annoyed at them.

VODDDDDDDDDDKA! It's so versatile.

Vodka here. How can you turdknockers even consider margaritas over me? Don't you appreciate all the hard times I've gotten you through? Plastic bottles of the cheap shit in college, to your secret stash of grey goose in the freezer for that rough day - I've always been there for you ingrates! What has margarita done…

I guess you didn't get it the first time...

Ohhh I just talked about this in another comment. I won't cut and paste for you though (even though I am really really tired!) Keep in mind that she was a teenager at the time. One who lived in what I'm guessing is a pretty strict or even repressive household. I'm betting access to transportation probably was a major…

Can I be crazy and ask this question—why are we fixated on the forgiveness aspect of this story? She left her baby in a public place where she would be found because she (a rape victim) did not trust her parents enough with the truth. The baby was adopted by loving people who raised her to be the kind of woman who, by…

Good Christ! I have 3 kids, all birthed in a hospital setting with the assistance of a midwife, nurse and husband (and drugs for 2 of them). I cannot, for the fucking life of me, imagine giving birth at 16 in my childhood home's bedroom (how do you hide the mess from your mom?!). Then taking that newborn - so soon…

Yes, I'll have the Feel Burger with an extra large order of cries.

Try living in Florida

Let's start with discussing these.

I'm Pretty sure they were slytherins... pure blood and everything

Now THAT is exactly like her refusing to do the obstacle course all over again. God I love her.

There's a lovely place called Edgefield in Troutdale, OR that used to be a county poor farm in the 1920's and was later a nursing home. It has been made into a winery, brewery, spa, hotel and restaurant. It has the reputation of being haunted because of all the deaths that occurred there over the years.