I just took a look at her again, and you're right in both cases. Short neck, throws her ribs out, shoulders up. Her epaulement is no good in the pics I Googled. No wonder she couldn't get the fouettes in Swan Lake.

Get the pro version at Costco once you have your real job. It's better than the regular version at a good price. We cook so much with it from scratch that it pays for itself because we rarely go out to eat and buy less processed foods. I want the pasta attchments next. Amazon has the best price on attachments.

Squirrels too. Who knows?

His eyes are too close together for my taste.

You go wit'cho bad self for getting out and living the happy life you deserve.

I have a coworker who slurps- slurps! My other coworkers think it's fine because he "came from China, it's a different culture"; I tell them that my Chinese grandfather would not hesitate to hit us if we did anything at all untoward at the table. I have to leave the room and eat in a conference room, it's so…

My parrots enjoy Ror-Shak, so whatever about parrots not liking electronica.

Yeah, don't move here, no jobs, high rent, streets hemorraging hipsters- so many that they have to move to Brooklyn. ;)

Oh my adopted home town, keeping it weird. Um, no. Not ok. At. All.

I am sooo happy, not only do I rock the emerald like no one else, I was born in May and follow the Portland Timbers. I make lots of my own gameday outfits. Oooh, I hope fabric mills use more green this year, perhaps a toile? This may be a buy two and store on for nice clothes or fabrics. Hopefully more fine jewelry…

My cockatiel's crest is longer and looks way cooler, but that's a neat description for her blinding yellow hair.

This. I try to fly Alaska out of PDX because if you are wearing a Timbers Jersey, you board first. I get to represent and get on first with my carry-on and personal item.

This was my first thought, and I had the same reaction.

That's so true. The only time you'll catch this Cuban-Chinese woman in pants is period time in the winter. I'm not even as bad as my sis or my Miami friends, no makeup or hair products besides coconut oil or shea butter for me. They think I'm a hippie.

This gets my vote!

From what I remember, he was a half-kneazle.

Seeing as the Timbers are Kings of Cascadia right now, this might be the time.

Dorothy from Golden Girls did wear caftans (or was it Maude?).

Sure, come to Cascadia, where we'll secede if shit gets cray!

Was it a visit to Ice-T & Coco's?