This is what I thought the tat was at first and briefly thought he was cool.

That is amazing. You dismiss people that call you out only for wishing serious harm on innocent kids, when they didn't even resort to name calling. Well, i will call you names now. You are a troll and a cunt, to use your own word.

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I want to live on your face, Lady. Right on top of it.

"...who is my face to call home."

Good luck. Parenting boards can be awful. I liked Mothering but you run into extreme Christians and extreme natural parenting (not science based though...) types. Ignore them. You get used to the acronyms but I still refuse to use DH (dear husband) etc cause I don't actually call him that and his name is only three…

I found a community I liked, and then found the other women who were trying to conceive and facing similar issues. I hated the IVF/infertility boards. I just felt like I couldn't read, couldn't relate, and also hadn't been at it long enough. It was like a sport. Our infertility was with my husband as well, so a lot of…

Oh, and good luck!

You might like Offbeat Families. They specifically discourage acronyms, and as the name suggests, the commentariat is less conservative.

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Good lord, I miss the old days of Jezebel when this comment wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes.