Yeah, he's a horse's ass for the most part, but he's always been a hottie. When the Queen met him she was 13, he was 18 and she never looked at another man.

Oh, to have been a fly on the wall when the series of flips and cartwheels occurred that left her "face in the area I use to excrete the byproducts of metabolizing food". That would have been a moment.

I am a nanny. The main point of being a parent is ensuring that your child is brought up well, not that YOU, personally and necessarily, have to do all the work yourself. When I have a kid of my own, I hope to raise it myself—because raising kids is my thing, not because I "have" to. You get to do parenting and being…

This. All Of This. Thank You.

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