When you are $8 billion in debt, it is hard to say who actually owns this.

Rolled off the line in Australia, eh?

Trump arrived at the Vatican in a heavily armored black SUV named, “The Beast”, part of a 50-vehicle motorcade. Pope Francis arrived in his Ford Focus and entered via the side entrance.

Will we now detect a sudden spike in the murder rate of Jordanians abroad?

Aye, Trump has the power to obtain any/all information, and he has the power to fire the authorities who produce it.

Even today, they are pushing the notion that you get a STEM degree or you are screwed. They hope that one out of a thousand graduates will innovate something profitable. They know that most others won’t be able to pay back their student loans.

He was overheard to say, “This town needs an enema.”

Hey, I haven’t received my pay yet for the comments I posted last week? Whom do I need to contact?

#PassengerLivesMatter

We certainly do not want to shade our solar panels.

You paid an extra thousand bucks for a laptop that is a couple millimeters thinner, so you appreciate svelte design. The ARC’TERYX Blade 6 is the backpack you are looking for. Compact daypack with refined, clean styling. Created to carry smaller laptops, tablets and core essentials.

You paid an extra thousand bucks for a laptop that is a couple millimeters thinner, so you appreciate svelte design.…

Don’t you love amortization? Very little progress is made paying down the principle while rapid depreciation is occurring. Support Elizabeth Warren’s efforts to curtail the greed of consumer lenders.

Comrade, you need to understand that once we have you in a compromising situation, you belong to us. You can lie under oath, but that just shows our extortion will be compelling. There is so much we would accomplish if the Chief Executive of the United States is motivated to do our bidding.

You want optimal home theater sound experience, so you take HDMI out of your UHD Blu-Ray player into an HDMI input of your receiver. If you take HDMI out of your UHD Blu-Ray player directly into your TV, you must now get the audio out of your TV into the receiver. If you employ SPDIF for this, your audio experience…

You want optimal home theater sound experience, so you take HDMI out of your UHD Blu-Ray player into an HDMI input…

Steve Jobs would have solved this, but he ran out of time.

Steve Jobs would have solved this, but he ran out of time.

We should just build islands in the South China Sea for use as military bases.

His brain farts contribute to global warming.

The weapon system is capable of great accuracy. What we continue to have is a failure of intelligence. Striking a wedding party is something you do if your mission is to create a thousand new terrorists.

Can I interest you in our Avenger model?

Perhaps transferred to the National Guard, they will continue to defend against all enemies foreign and DOMESTIC.