Nope, but I am a little sarcastic.

There's something called satire. Learn what it is.

OK. I baked this for my niece, and followed it to the letter. I froze the cake until it was frozen, as was so helpfully suggested. Imagine my shock when I sliced the cake open, and there was a number 5! Now my niece is turning 8, so you can imagine my embarrassment!

Yes, by MAILING it.

So...like overnight then?

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

So, wait. How long should I freeze the numbers?

Especially since he's South American.

This was painfully obvious that this was a method-acting performance for Space Jam 2; this is the scene where he loses his powers.

We're all white. Do I really have to spell it out for you?

Too bad they couldn't fix the A/C in time or during the game. *Wink

You're a face ass.

You are not. Shhhhh don't tell them.

Exactly! A basic bitch is like a ratchet who thinks they're the baddest but isn't. I don't know where this new definition came from, but it's funny to watch people be so wrong.

I officially don't understand the english language anymore. I was so lost reading almost the entirety of this article. I think it is time I accept that I am old, move on, and leave this shit to the youngins'. Good luck!

I'm confused...this purports to be explaining what a basic bitch is and yet...? I assure you basic bitches in the hood are not so-called because of their love of lattes and scented candles... But go on, white people, do you...

WHITE PEOPLE I hate u cuz

* 1. u racist
* 2. u pale as hell
* 3. u f—kin stupid
* 4. u stereotype niggas cuz u all dumb
* 5. ur fat
* 6. u look like marshmellows
* 7. u look like gluesticks
* 8. u close minded
* 9. u jus straight up b—-h
* 10. u make me sick
* 11. u all like fishin for sum reason
* 12. u…