The Colts should at least ask for a quarter back.

So, if it is a cat it is CHONKY, and if it is a dog it is HUSKY. 

80 yard field? Well the XFL is gonna play on a 50 yard field! And indoors! With narrower goalposts, and no sidelines!

Chung has nothing to worry about -- the Patriots always get unfairly beneficial calls in the snow — just ask the Raiders.

See, Drew, Blair Walsh earned you something -- the right to comment on poor kickers. 

If 9 to 5 were not a comedy. 

That is because the MON-STARS are responsible for the biggest non-Atlanta related chokejob in the history of sports.

Sony is just going to fuck it up again. 

When is the last time a Republican ADMITTED they made a mistake and asked for forgiveness? Everything is always the media’s fault, or Hillary’s fault, or somebody else’s fault. 

That’s why if/when Trump loses he will just claim the vote was rigged and he really won. He will ask these crazies - many of whom are in law enforcement — to go out and kill all of us to “save democracy.” The Republican party will back him to the hilt and American democracy will be dead. 

Maybe this makes me dumb, but I do not understand why they can’t pay these ladies. They won the World Cup! What does Cordeiro gain from them not receiving equal pay? Why is he so motivated to stop this from happening? .

Couldn’t an employee challenge him on this, and if they get fired sue his ass for every penny? 

Nope. Even if Trump loses the election, he will claim he “really” won and that the fix is in. Rather than give up power, The Republican party will back him to the hilt - nullifying democracy in the process. 

He would also take a massive shit on Mike Pence. 

Just that much easier to get tickets to the game. Roll Tide. 

If the cops were doing such a great job, they would have caught the person waving a gun around at a doctor’s office. If you go fishing and catch a boot instead of a fish, that is not a job well done. 

His only surviving relative is a brother.

He wrote an entire book. It is called ‘Slow Getting Up’. It is terrific. 

Zeke is not going to be in the position that Emmit was -- simply due to who the Cowboys play to start the season -- the Giants (pathetic old QB) , Redskins (Rookie QB), Dolphins (Fitzpatrick w a garbage o-line). They should go 3-0 to start the season. That won’t create any urgency for Jerry to deal. 

I just watched highlights of that Duke / Wake Forest game. Daniel Jones is in literally two plays - one throwing a TD to a dude behind the line of scrimmage, and another TD to the opposing team. That’s it. I’d take Trubisky’s younger brother Clete before Daniel Jones.