Not the first time he has extended a warm invite to some Russian’s. 

I don’t think he is really done yet. A true Patriot finishes twice. 

True, but I will also throw less interceptions. 

With the rise of the cow, I believe it should be referred to as the Streisand Nunes effect. 

You guys should show more respect for a 4 Time NIT Tournament champion.

And the price Trump paid for being a moron is becoming richer and remaining President. 

Why play a game that will just end up being a disappointment? If you need a map and a great fucking story play Divinity Original Sin II instead.

My girlfriend said all this crazy stuff is happening because Mercury is in retrograde. I have no fucking idea what that means, but I am starting to believe. 

So, he is doing what? Proving Elizabeth Warren right?

Marie Antoinette left a legacy. 

Obama was ready to jettison Social Security. The reason we still have it is because of the right wing supercrazies who wouldn’t take the deal. 

Brown line cars are the best. SOLO SEATS! No need to cram yourself between two puffy coats in the winter. 

I have seen Rahm Emmanuel on the Chicago L multiple times. He is always surrounded by dangerous looking mooks. I just MMOB.

Thanks for letting me know, Meghan Google.

WHAT IS A GREAT STEVE JOBS IMPRESSION?  

JUST IN TIME FOR WRESTLEMANIA! What a koinkydink!

Ironically, the word “Release” also appears twice in this article. 

Let’s talk about the elephant in the room....who the fuck is the bigger name? And is he orange? 

This is the GRINDIEST game I have ever EVER played. It absolutely does not give a shit that it can take up to 200 hours to get an upgraded laser cannon, and once you get that cannon, it may not even turn out to be the best loadout for your current ship or your play style. It is GREAT. 

I am not a jerk, buddy!