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Hersey Hawkins.

Well, there is the unsightly Bud Selig statue out front.

I think it is more like Voldemort....but I am always up for a Total Recall reference.

I have been gone for the past year. A decade of John Cena followed by the painful ascension of Roman Reigns has left me jaded. They attract the greatest talent and then just don’t do shit with them.

Alabama politics is reeeeeaaallly fucked up.

That’s Atlantic City. It is in New Jersey.

The Heartbreaker. Every Cubs fan remembers every detail about 2003. I don’t remember what year it was or who they were playing when Lou Pinella pulled Zambrano out of Game 1 thinking he might need him in Game 4 - the Cubs were swept.

I still remember watching Marino’s last game as a kid —he played like crap and everyone knew it was over for him. I hope that happens to Brady in the Super Bowl.

Not if there is enough Democratic votes in 10 months. Take the House and Senate and his “Presidency” is finished.

Also...Bring back the COLT 45s!

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I hope Drew realizes this is just a setup for the real heartbreak — losing at home in the Super Bowl and having to spend the next 30 years playing at the site of his teams greatest failure.

‘Delightfully bitter’ is just another way to say ‘Minnesota Nice’

Fellow Bears fan - you should root for the Vikings to make it to the Super Bowl and then lose. Then they will have to play every home game for the next 20 years at the site of their greatest failure.

...and the Hicks.

The Bears have owned themselves...does McCarthy get credit when his opponents trip over their own dicks?

Sony Michel shouldn’t get a big head....there is another guy who had 4 TD’s in one game.

Remember Bills fans — take the chokeslam through the table on your upper back and shoulders.

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I heard he met with the Bears for 3 hours yesterday. Of course, they have their own Gruden impersonator on the payroll already.