I gotta defend people who say they are from Chicago (or any other city) but are actually from the suburbs. When I say that, it's usually because I don't want to get into a conversation explaining where the suburb is etc, especially when said person isn't from around the city. It's just easier to just say Chicago and…

Jewish lesbian penguins?

It would have been 64 but he rimmed out a five footer.

You're the worst.

Their "Free Skyline Chili with each Private Dance" promotion was a colossal failure.

This is a confusing chart. Are you saying Atlanta HAS a city center?

LOL. No, I totally meant Family Circle. Publish an entire magazine for my amusement and you will get that dollar.

"And I used to date a dude who would regularly eat ice cream cones while taking a shit."

Richie could have avoided this if he had just remained anonymous. Like, worn a disguise, or gone undercover or something. I swear there is a word for this, it's just hidden from me right now.

It only makes sense that LBJ would be something of an expert on JFK.

YAYYYYYY!

You said there was a time when McCarver was actually good.

You can always tell a Milford man.

If you wanted to see pussy squashed against some glass, all you had to do was ask.

I'm glad Marcus has chosen to communicate with his brother using a digital medium. Were it not for Twitter, he'd most likely be following his brother around like a little puppy dog, and, well...

There are a handfull of reasonable people in Kansas.

P.S. Send reinforcements.

Only true Red Sox fans know what he means.

The real story is a 4 year old Brian McCann, running onto the field to try to meet Gibson at the plate.

Agreed. When the AP reporter asked him that question he should've slapped the guy in his face and said "I have to deal with a bunch of Republican assholes who are going to send this country over the brink in a fit of pique."