@racistmascot_inc: Think of the fielding runs he'd cost them in that outfield, though.

Bo-ok?

Looks more like "fat Ryan Dempster wearing a Cardinals shirt for some reason."

A Cubs mention that wasn't inherently negative? Sir, I salute you.

The only thing I think about this is that there's a double standard. Traditionalists get up in arms about Joba, while more modern fans are saying it's okay, but I bet 9 of any 10 people would have thought that if Dellucci had done the same dance after hitting the homer that he deserved a ball off the helmet next time…

The Rays and Marlins may be playing well, but let's see if either of them can get 20,000 for a game this year before we go off the deep end, huh?

Useless information: Jayson Stark currently holds the record for most consecutive columns with a comment on how baseball is so crazy, you never know what you're going to see on a given day, with 957. (Buster Olney is second among active writers with 15.)

Yet more rampant Cubs bias!

I don't care too much about what Chamberlain did aside from my usual Yankee hatred, though multiple turns seems a bit much. I will say, though, that if Dellucci had made the exact same celebration after hitting the HR off Chamberlain, he probably would have been hit in the helmet his next time up.

Yeah, the Cubs sweeping the previous best team in baseball probably didn't deserve any kind of mention.

@Riddler: You're probably right. It's still funny that it exists, but nowhere near as funny as official merchandise.

Also, can I disapprove of having to vote five times before it actually shows up?

Approve for PTI, disapprove for Around the Horn (not that he's necessarily bad on it, but I can't approve anything related to that show), but one iota more on the approve side for working a Deadspin reference onto ATH.

@Im a people person. Who drinks. (and who is now also dedica...: Chris Rock, talking about his uncle who hates white people but is married to a white woman.

@What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Larsen's Biscuits: Oh, well in that case let's give her a medal.

Danny Glover appears not to be too old for this Shinn.

@Paul Zuvella: If Moises Alou is on your team, then urine good hands.

For anyone who feels like the basket is just too small... Flomax. One dose and you'll think you were chucking the ball into Lake Erie.

I don't see why this would stop it. I assume some people here are old enough to remember Ruffian... there were a few advances to horse medicine after that but it certainly didn't stop horse racing.

The worst. THE. WORST.