I like this story better.

@Norseness: Reasons I know I havent played an MMO in years and I've lived in NYC too long. It took me about 5 minutes to realize you werent talking about young skinny gay guys

@Dude in Preview screen wearing gay android T: heyyyy

@Rabid Penguin: /s? God I hope that was sarcasm.

@Imran Fanaswala: If you let it say "I can't let you do that, _______" You've doomed us all.

Why would they name this one vowel away from arguably the most famous fictional homocidal AI?

@Spaceboy: Of course not. Its actually 'Smushing'

@Klebert L. Hall: my gonorrhea begs to differ... TMI?

@tetracycloide: I dont know!!!!!

@Snow leopard: Theres a reason the Irish became some of the most stereotypical/legendary partiers: Depressing weather and oppressive religions that leave few outlets.

Didn't we JUST find out that the monotheists see the virtual world as a virtual representation of heaven. God its like the Pope and the writers of Caprica don't even consult each other.

@moonshadowkati: Self- selection bias. the slutty gay men are on Manhunt. The relationship centric ones are on OkCupid/Match.com.

@messybessy: i believe the stat is LGBT youth are 4x more likely to attempt suicide than their straight peers.

No - because every other developed country already has them. America is just not at the forefront of cultural advancement anymore. Womp Womp. Thanks FOX

@mr_godot: "#10 exemplifies the con spirit: something really odd and funny happening while everyone around barely notices."

@SkipErnst: [mashable.com]

@PistachioWildebeest: Details details...

@PistachioWildebeest: What about 1 big asteroid hit at the right angle? Wouldnt the planet eventually self correct?

Is there any possible way to get a tidally locked planet to start spinning like earth? either natural or manmade solution?