In our defense - the Park Tavern is really a shitty establishment with subpar service and mediocre food.

No dude - the Tegra 1 is not going to have any mystical peformance increase over the life of the Switch.

Right because at the second stop light, I WOULDN’T laugh in the Porsche guys face when he’s like “WE HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS UNTIL YOUR BATTERY GETS LOW SO I CAN WIN”

Holy shitballs. An article on Deadspin about my Falcons. I thought we were blackballed from this site forever for.....reasons? Mike Vick? Who knows, we’re just the redheaded step children of Deadspin and now we’re ON TE FRONT PAGE BABAY

Pretty much. It’s like a three year old Tegra 1 tablet, specs wise.

Then why don’t you just play Zelda (the only game anyone wants a Switch for) on a WiiU, if specs don’t matter?

I really hope that one day, if you’re wrong, you are forced to read the names of all of the poor little kids souls you are making light of that have been aborted. Every. Single. One.

You fell asleep in class again, I think you must have had a bad dream you were babbling some bullshit about deep throating Trump.

Depends on the charge and the state.

Honestly, it’s been bulletproof and it was cheap AF, which means when she tears it up, it doesn’t make me nearly as angry as when she had a lease car when we first got married.

Even my wife, who really, really, hates cars, like, its sole purpose is to get you somewhere, no frills, who cares about the paint, the scratched rims, etc, like, for real, she hates cars.

What job have you ever worked at where the two guys in charge were A) actually running things B) knew more than the day-to-day folks C) did anything by themselves without delegating it

Can we all be intellectually honest with each other that this is some douchebaggery of the highest order?

Oh how cute, you’re following me around commenting, glad I could provide you some entertainment this afternoon.

I know, the truth is hard to deal with. Do you need me to find a picture of the black panthers at the polling places to jog your memory?

I don’t know any conservatives in my circle who ever accused Obama of tyranny. It was usually pandering to the Muslim and young blacks shot by police (whether rightfully so or not) that riled everybody up.

Great. They just won’t be spending any time in the DOE either.

Yes, yes, I know. It’s ok for democrats to appoint and employ all kinds of like-minded people in all kinds of positions from janitor to judge, and in any department.

lol battles tyranny.

“And, here’s the thing America, Alt-Right Neo Nazis ARE a core part of ALL of America.