But I’ve never seen a Audi driven like a douche ever!

When do we get to find out how many lives and money the totally peaceful and non-violent protests have cost?

The silence of the majority is tantamount to agreement and support in the absence of opposition.

Doesn’t look trans enough. Back to the drawing board for additional wokeness.

The trash? You’re an asshole.

Seems like I’m the only one who remembers what happened to Reginald Denny these days.

As he should be released! Get the trash off the freeway. He should have never stopped and put his life in danger. 

Bingo.

Nah, that little red hatch next to it is the access panel for the brake cylinder. Kinda surprised Torch didn’t catch that it has real hydraulic brakes!

Our soap box derby car uses a hockey puck.

Or Indiana Jones stopping a mine cart escaping the Temple of Doom :)

It's safe to assume these people are fucking morons because they're acting like fucking morons. 

They're headed for population!

I’ll be standing on my front Porsche screaming from my soap Boxster about how good of a deal this is

I completely disagree and think that fake “French provincial” in suburban Florida is much uglier and more offensive than authentic modern in southern California, but where we can probably both agree is that these are both monstrosities that should not exist.

What a stupid thing to write.

The US Federal Government, in cooperation with the Federal Reserve, is pleased to announce another round of corporate lottery winners, cherry picked from the biggest donor list of friends whose companies need no welfare but dammit they’ll get it anyway, to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars each!

Just some background for you, as he explains in the special, he didn’t know her before she came to his show. After the show he went up to the bar and Daphne approached him and he thought she was going to seriously let him have it for his material. But she actually said she thought it was hysterical, and she thanked…

Thanks for making my attempt at a joke into a statement about your fragile masculinity.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”