Tina Turner in Dirt Bag (for good news) is good. I need more Tina all the time. I like good things.

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The best thing to come of all of this was Naomi Campbell asking, “How could it have been an Icons party when there were no Icons there?”

My best friend is next door neighbors with Afeni Shakur (RIP), now other Shakur family members live there. They’d sit out on their shared patio and she’d talk about how utterly heartbreaking the rumors of Tupac’s life in hiding were. 20 years later and her eyes would swell with tears not at her son’s death but that…

Good job dismissing all black women Bette. I don’t give a shit if it’s a song, or whoever the fuck said it first. That shit is not ok.

You should take the job and be our mole! Think of it as being a double agent, lying in wait until the perfect moment when ZAP! You bring the whole fucking thing down.

We suggested going to the courthouse and they said that was ok if it was what I really wanted but my parents are very traditional and have been planning/saving/imagining the day since I was born. I’m not going to be so callous as to suggest that I was doing THEM a favor by having a wedding, but they wouldn’t have been…

“They live apart a good deal of the time, frankly I don’t believe they’re really together together...”

There is nothing not funny about kevin malone chortling.

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That seal is the John Legend of Seals and he needed one more award for EGOT status:

I also love how only Bey and Jay get heat for turning their lives into a “money making” venture. People are stupid. Everyone does that. What you mean?

I am still trying to figure out who the fuck brought this person out the grey’s considering she has nothing but CONTEMPT of black women and black people in general.

There have been credible rumors of him cheating on Bey for years, though. And that Solange fight was not staged, IMO.

Ugh. Please stop talking to this black women hater. She’s simply talking out of her ass. And I’m pretty sure she was one of those complaining on Jez about “Becky” when 4:44 dropped and then proclaimed that she never listened to Lemonade. Keep her in the greys.

I think it’s human nature to want to know who the other person is. Folks are emotional when it comes to cheating and human curiosity and extreme emotions are always going to have folks speculating on who the interloper is. That’s always going to be the case.

The whole southwest is filled with older people from New England that couldn’t face one more winter, migrated, and have to pretend that living inside a fireball is so much better.

There is a Mrs., and ironically her name is Maude. Clearly not our beloved Maude (who would hate this dude).

Assuming some woman was dumb enough to marry this guy, does she put a bowl on his head and snip away? Or does she use a Flowbee?

It’s funny that Dulles is one of your DC points of reference, because you know what else DC folk know is far denamug? Dulles.