It’s almost as if Page Six is owned by a notoriously sleazy conservative media conglomerate that wouldn’t be above a smear campaign of an up and coming progressive WOC..???

From all the people who can claim that they personally know you, if you can find only ONE person who dislikes you, over an isolated incident that could have been an innocent mistake/miscalculation, then chances are you’re a pretty awesome person.

I have to admit, the sheer amount of flop sweat and panic she’s inducing in so many people is pretty cheering. None of her ideas are actually that radical in 2018; even the abolish ICE thing is gaining ground, and she is not the first person calling herself a Democratic socialist in Congress.

She called the EMERGENCY line? Like calling the precinct office would be bad enough, but she tried to swat an 8 year old?

I saw a quote from a nearby resident saying that “you’d never think it would happen [t]here,” and that is probably the most naive statement I’ve ever heard. So what... is this sort of thing more expected at schools? Churches? Movie Theaters? Concerts? The truth of the matter is, if it’s anywhere in the US there’s…

Mass shooting + suspect captured alive. Hmmm...🤔

But remember all.  Be civil.

I hope Schumer and Pelosi paid attention tonight. This woman is the future.

You forgot the one they love to use the most. 

“When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried Ariana Grande.”

I’m being genuine when I say this and it isn’t directed only at you; you just happen to be the most recent person who did it. But why do people do this? Leave the greys in the grey. We ain’t got to respond to them...they’re grey. And I sure don’t want to see their hateful rhetoric in the comments, which is why I…

We used to drink from the garden hose. I would complain that it tasted like metal & my grandfather would say “Those are the minerals. They’re good for you. They’ll keep you from getting sick”.

Cardi + Offset- When did he get caught cheating tho? Seems like she deserves better.

♪♩ Change into pumps at work/Now you’re laughing at salads! ♪♩ 

Neighborhood watch. 

...did Suri have a permit tho.

If you think it’s either right or smart to use the police department as enforcers of your unwritten rules of social mores, you’re the fucking problem.

Did their parents even get a permit to flee from murder and mayhem? /s

What we really need to know is if the police told her to "Fuck off," or if they responded and had to little girl stop selling the water. I was going to type that I'm calling the police on the next lemonade stand I see, but I know if the police bothered to show up it probably wouldn't end well for me. Yes we have a…