PotatoSexMachine
PotatoSexMachine
PotatoSexMachine

Bring back Friendships and Babalities!!!!!!!!
Ok, in all seriousness, each character has their own unique fighting styles and weapons, however, I would like to see them have different jumps, runs, and take different paced steps that conform with their fighting style.
Also bring back Bo Rai' Cho and we're good!

Hello! I'm 'MarkMan' from the FGC (Fighting Game Community) & I also work at Mad Catz as the Global Sponsorship and Community Manager. I'm a HUGE Mortal Kombat fan.

I hope there some crazy-ass plot twists in this game like smoke monsters and shit.

Make a modest decoy shelter/base and surrounding it with booby traps. Lurk nearby, covered in mud, and take out any stragglers. Then proceed to yell at your monitor, "Oh, how the hunters have become the hunted!!!" Also, cover the real

Hehehe have you looked at your shadow? You're literally playing a headless man whenever you see your shadow. It cracked me up.
The game is super super buggy, but it has tons of potential. I'm glad I picked it up on early access. It just seems to have all the things I'm looking for in a game. Even if ends up being

My experience was a bit different. More like a movie. Unlike you, I didn't care if that kid was my child or not. In my eyes I had to go save that kid even if it meant my life. The moment I woke up I looked around for a weapon. Found the axe. Spammed the button to pick up everything around me, then I ran off

I despise when people pretend they are so high and mighty like you are doing. "I already knew that was fake."

Resolution only needs to be good enough, which changes and evolves with technology. But gameplay experience should be flawless, regardless of platform.

Honestly it was exactly for how mundane and stupid it was that i loled. Talent? Probably not. Stupid = funny? For me Yes.

If I type on my keyboard along to the rhythm of a song, will you guys post it and tell everyone I'm "playing the song" on my keyboard? Because clearly it takes real talent to do that...

IT'S SNIPER RIFLE DAY ON KOTAKU!!!!

a video games "journalist"

I love the changes

Text: "Farfetch'd, a Wild Duck Pokémon. Farfetch'd makes a delicious meal, especially when cooked with leek. Because of this, Farfetch'd is nearly extinct."

Now playing

TotalBiscuit has 2 GTX Titans and can't run it smoothly. Maybe the generation after the Titan Z will be able to LOL

Aside from the fact that you call french fries "fires", I can understand everything you just wrote, so your accent can't be that bad...

Ah yes.. the fun one has being Scottish in the English speaking world. Here is a story for you guys...

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He forgot to say "Sudo, get me a jammy dodger."

And this is why I think my wife is going to have problems with Siri...She was born with no soft palate in her mouth (where you and I would have a roof to our mouths separating our nasal cavity from our mouth, she's got none), and so when she talks, she has a slight speech impediment. When she's tired, or when I'm