No nipples, no sale.

Come together, brothers of the Helix and Dome! Strength as one!

But how else will she write three sentences, steal an image from Reddit, and publish an 'article'?

It's not goofy! It's all real o.o

For serious though you can't just make another TPP post every day.

The first game that jumped to mind was Nidhogg. The latest (kinda) in the recent outburst of smaller, local, pixel-art party games is, from my experience, just a total fucking blast to play. I've been hooking my laptop up to the TV, plugging some controllers in and having a great time with literally anyone who wants…

"Just think of paying 99 cents just to get Mario to jump a little higher." No. Let's not think of that. Ever.

I'd pay $1.99 to make it get to the sun a few seconds faster.

I'd prefer to nut-punch the guy, so he doesn't reproduce. Unless he already has.

I'd pay $0.99 to get help get that rocket off the ground.

He needs to get a hold of himself. I'll take care of this...

The quote above, in today's Wall Street Journal, comes from Seth Fischer, manager of Oasis Management, a hedge fund that owns shares in Nintendo. The Journal got a look at a letter from Fischer to Nintendo president Satoru Iwata, where he makes the case for Nintendo getting into mobile gaming and, more specifically,…

"Crazy Nintendo investor desperately wants to be punched in face."

Bah. Luigi is the one who hit him with the green fireball. All mario did was distract him.

There, I fixed it. Now you just have muffins on your hands instead of the death of a child.

The only time Steed used that name was to appear as a spaceman in a porn remake of The Rocketeer.