Serious question Barry, why do you guys have Haisley doing your MLS stuff? Is there no one on staff who has even the slimmest of sympathy for the MLS? I remember reading a pretty awesome longform piece by Greg Howard a couple of years ago about Brek Shea when he was still with FC Dallas, I dunno if he also finds the…

My uncle continually tries to convince me that Obama, high on crack, murdered some guy in the mid 90's and that he will ultimately unveil himself as a Muslim before his presidency is up. At the end of the day, he can provide as many justifications as he wants, but he really just hates black people.

"Why they should instead watch new teams full of players who aren't good enough to play in a third-tier league"

If Richard Sherman were't so fucking talented he would be booted from the league for being this intelligent and outspoken. Kudos to him for using his position in the NFL to speak truth to power at the possible expense of an early retirement.

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"We don't play beyond the first 10%. There is not a single game in my steam collection I've finished. Not ONE. And I almost always buy full price. There are many games I've played for under 30 minutes, some for under 10 minutes. They may have wonderful endings, who cares? I have another X games sat there I can…

You know, I went back to D3 after the big patch. Within...two, three hours of playing, I had literally replaced every item I owned (was only level 50, though), I leveled up to 60 quickly and easily, and started gaining Paragon levels, wherein I could now put points into certain stats. Mind you, these points try, but…

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In reality, USWNT is still a second-tier product, full of dull play and even less compelling players. Why watch USWNT anyways? It's blatantly inferior soccer. The style of play is best described as workmanlike and antithetical to the sport's appeal, the promise of witnessing a moment or two of individual brilliance…

Writing 2,300 words to shit on a league for the purpose of improving said league, that would be worthwhile. Writing 2,300 words to shit on a league so that people who already like it feel bad, go fuck yourself.

Okay. You're just trolling at this point. That's cool.