+1!

I didn't see this one mentioned! (I searched!)

"Back then ... they just called it getting your bell rung and stuck some nasty crap in front of your nose, and told you to go back into the game."

and expressing a desire to "tazer every muppet who shouts out something stupid."

Thank you for posting an article about [food and/or drink product/flavor/preparation]. I am an expert in [said food and/or drink product/flavor/preparation]. You are doing it wrong. [Insert long paragraph about 1) making almost exactly the same thing, clearly demonstrating that I didn't read your post or b) something…

Yes, you're right: the best way to make a margarita is to make some whole other drink. Shut up.

Can't do it, BioWare. Can't trust a hope in your regard. You've burnt me too many times, and promised you'd change. But the thing is, I never wanted you to change, baby. I loved you for who you WERE, when we met in a dank dungeon in Baldur's Gate 2. Remember that time we found out I was Darth Revan? What happened to…

I have some background in Graphology (handwriting analysis). I attempted to analyze the Hernandez letter. First, I'll give a very brief description of Graphology.

I'd suggest not picking a team at first, just watch as much as you can. So many teams have something that make them worth following:

HAHAHAHAHAHA

How far can you punt a football?

So the Steelers haven't fixed their OL yet? So it still looks like this?

- man with history of mental issues goes crazy, kills people

I can't stop watching this. Bliss.

I'd watch the hell out of Sudeikis in a full screen adaptation of An American Coach in London.

In case it reanimates.

How about that, Iceland really is green.

No, because Shea was behind the ball when Donovan touched it, so it doesnt matter if he was in front of the last defender.