Everything was going fine with the system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here...

Mark Murphy: I’m sorry, Mike. We have to move on.

They had Dick Cheney interviewed for offensive coordinator, but all his playbook contained were short shots downfield right at the receivers’ faces.

Came down to make sure somebody recommended Castles of Burgundy. One of my all time favorites. Simple, elegant, fun.

Came down to make sure somebody recommended Castles of Burgundy. One of my all time favorites. Simple, elegant, fun.

While I do revel in pointing out the correct usage of fewer vs. less, I love it more to correct someone who’s correcting someone. Fewer actually works here, as in fewer minutes than 30. Less can technically work as well, because it could be interpreted as less time than 30 minutes.

YEAH! Art should only be about the things I like! Fuck people getting interested in exploring creativity if it’s not the way I think they should! 

Blake Bortles’ bad blunders befitting boneheads bequeath berth for bench

The Jags can’t run, but they can Hyde. 

Sounds good. A solar energy spill is just called a nice day.

They’re going to finish the season 2-13-1 for the Baker’s dozen. This is Cleveland we’re talking about.

While cleaning a movie theater, I finished sweeping up the front with a big push broom. Cleaning by myself and already late to get to the next one, I ran up the aisle. The edge of the broom clipped a seat, turning the head in between my running legs, tripping me and leveraging the top of the broom handle right into my…

Ramsey’s just hoping by getting it in print it might turn true. So let it be written, so let it be done.

Sad to see an once elite athlete, muscles ravaged with age, that could sink a large ball into a hole from extreme distance have to scale back to doing so with a tiny one.

I had a fucking awful experience with spam calls, but from a source that cannot be prevented. Some spammers/scammers were spoofing as my cell number and calling thousands of people, as they do.

England remain the Cleveland Browns of international soccer. Their national export is Sadness

Within 24 hours, m0E’s channel—which has 686,540 subscribers

1,000 times this. I was undiagnosed for probably 20 years, got my CPAP a few months ago and it’s indescribable how incredible it is. I had literally forgotten what it was like to wake up and not be tired. 

My group of friends and I rafted the Grand Canyon a few years back. It’s a 20 day trip with no resupply in between. I couldn’t get 3 weeks off work so my plan was to hike down at the roughly midway point and meet up with them at Phantom Ranch. I had given all my gear to them ahead of time so I would only have to pack…

By looking at the silk lines under a scanning electron microscope, Cho found that many were thinner than the wavelength of visible light, which ranges from 400 to 700 nanometers.

I fully expected that his happened in Miami, since shit in the vicinity of Jay Cutler is commonly thrown up in the air to see where it lands.