THIS GUY AARON RODGERS, I CALL HIM A RANGER WITH A +3 MAGIC BOW BECAUSE HE’S IN THE FROZEN NORTH SLAYING GIANTS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE

THAT GAME I CALL IT THE TUNA INDUSTRY PRE-1990 BECAUSE DOLPHINS WERE CRUELLY BEING TORN TO SHREDS.

The score is still Q to 12.

This is doubly surprising. It being Cleveland, I fully expected rivers to be on fire.

Nice.

Nice.

When NFL star Sean Taylor was killed in a home invasion.

I can’t wait to hear Michael “He had it coming” Wilbon’s take on this.

It will be an instant buy for me if they can include a random scenario generator like we had in Sid Meier’s Gettysburg. Even better, get some random terrain going with it too. Endless replayability after the campaign is completed!

I’ve got to recommend Funemployed. If your group can handle light role-playing, it’s CAH, only actually funny and clever.

Couldn’t keep his headbut I’m sure he’ll come through it.

I look forward to all the Grassy Knob conspiracies as to who threw it.

I look forward to all the conspiracy theories as to who threw it: the Grassy Knob.

Making it two days in a row we’ve watched Bears’ backs get easily rubbed off.

Touchdown Seahawks

I have it on good authority that Donald Trump once gave a horse a hand job. Sue me, asshole.

He’s said he prefers the Americanized pronunciation of “Poo-li-sick.”

You’re additionally not allowed to run in camp. You can only ran because it’s past tents.

Honestly, I’m more interested in how I can earn straight cash playing D&D.

Holy crap. I’ve been putting off getting GTA V. This might tip the scales next time it’s on sale on Steam.

Haven’t seen so much hullabaloo made about a Roman getting removed from his position since that one guy got stabbed.