FoG was fantastic: pummeling ranks of infantry with your artillery until their lines broke, occupying a strategic building until the last desperate man, catching the enemy’s cannons unaware with flanking cavalry. Good times.

Hey Australia, white guys elevating other white guys illegally for great gain without having to face consequences is an American thing. You have all those deadly animals. Stick to that.

No, gross, tongue is bad and stupid and you’re bad if you eat it.

THESE RAMS, I CALL THEM TIMOTHY DALTON IN THE ROCKETEER, BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY JUST WON BIG BUT THEY’RE GONNA CRASH AND BURN IN L.A.

Exactly, no different than playing a single player video game...

Fuck de Jong, doubly. Once for cutting down Nagbe, and again for doing it 3 days before the Timbers game I’m going to so I can’t see him play.

I’m with Billy, why bother watching the USMNT when there are so many better countries out there to support?

I’m guessing these guys were just really drunk. At least that’s the excuse I give when I can’t finish despite a massive boner.

And so RG3 leaves Washington, headed to the Factory of Sadness along a trail of tears.

Raiders of the Early Bird Buffet

Bill O’Brien: Brock, welcome to Houston! Let’s take a helicopter tour so you can get a sense of our great city!

Sadly, I think the only place you can see foxes stay on top is a filthy convention center in Las Vegas.

She must be a fan of Peyton Manning. That’s his patented “unwanted stick in the face of a college girl” maneuver.

I suspect lawyers had a hand in this, because JPP certainly didn’t.

No, because you sound like an elitist prick.

Helluva heelight.

That 4th quarter definitely made it clear it was a Barnes burner.

I’m glad you don’t have a picture of a swollen testi. Seeing Trump’s face everyday is enough.

Who’s game of Football Manager are we stuck inside?

I’ll be really impressed if he can top this iteration of Lucifer.