As long as it's smart enough to operate a revolving door.

Nice new kicks.

1:16 of the third episode of Teen Girl Squad of Homestarruner fame. Cracked me up with its randomness those years ago, and it's been my online name ever since.

He also went to Cal, so give us the Packers game in the Bay Area, damnit.

By far my favorite Arnold quote. Pity it didn't make the cut.

Just need to merge these two.

Do you mean the time the enemy only had 1 or 2 hp left and using the shotgun would have been a waste of ammo?

I saw this happen in my Madden 12 career game. I was playing against the Titans and Chris Johnson went out injured and didn't come back in. Curious, I checked his injury status. Fractured vertebrae, career ending injury. All I could do was blink a few times in surprise.

Damn it Kinja. Link fail.

Disaster Watch tag?

I'm surprised it's not up on Steam Greenlight yet. Eagerly awaiting this game.

Damnit I mean the audio was half a second AHEAD of the video.

It has been fantastic, with one exception. I don't know if it's Comcast or what, but several games have had their audio about half a second behind the video and it drives me insane. Every shot, every cross, and you know what's happened a split second before you see it. It's not just me either, Twitter has been pretty…

I'll just leave this here.

All I want is for Sports Interactive to make an American Football Manager.

This is satire, right?

.....what?

I'm strongly considering Newcastle solely on the basis that I enjoy Newcastle beer quite a bit.

I'm actually leaning towards Tottenham. I was even more so before Dempsey left, butt hey seem on the cusp and I've got a couple friends who root for them as well.