PositronicPimp
PositronicPimp
PositronicPimp

Boy, you just had to lever that in, didn't you?

Give me a CT scanner big enough and I will X-ray the entire galaxy.





I like the response to this meme from Tumblr user "martianmanboobies" (lulz):

I just want to know why male volleyball players wear long, loose shorts, and women play in booty shorts. I wanted to play volleyball in high school, but balked when I saw the uniforms, if only because of chub rub.

I'm pleased Walter is getting some more airtime, but this seems like a bad career move post-SGC.

for a good laugh enable the closed captioning on that sequence.

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At least they finally changed the launch codes from 00000000 to something more secure.

I am tired of Cumberbatch in almost all things. There, I said it.

Someone should run this through a stabilizer and see what happens

I am probably the only person in space & time who is not onboard with Capaldi as The Doctor.

Technically it didn't really start until granary guards turned into the first priests.

"2+2=1354618³!" It's a quote, so it must be correct!!

I haven't seen it yet...

A nobody that no one has ever heard of before. Good, got it. Whatever. Like I could care what some Liefeld wannabe tries to think about sewers and their gratings.

Scabbing is a sealing over, so there would be a lack of air, a suffocation, not drowning. Do they not teach you how to read before you hop on the intraweb, lol moron?!

I don't even have to watch this video to know it's going to be fucking hysterical. Guys are idiots am I right girls? Without you gals we'd be fucked, glad every commercial and hack comedy show can point that harsh fact out for us. Now get back to being less than us in every way. Enjoy that smaller paycheck and really

oh yeah... this will fizzle and fall apart... everything does.

I love how making fun of Russian language is totes OK, coming from the site that's in hyper-overdrive when it comes to cultural sensitivity. For the record, I'm all for making fun of Russia's policies.