The Apple giveth, and it taketh away — You don't really believe 'you' own that piece of Apple hardware, do you?

Because Apple is run by absolute control freaks who want to control every aspect of everything you do with the devices you bought from them.

Thank you for your concern! My insurance is hella good, though. I got a bottle of prescription Advil for $300 last week!

Maybe it was bad lighting.

I once lived in an apartment that was beautiful. Hardwood floors, claw foot tub, huge kitchen.

So you like being a Nazi, got it!

uhh... a eugenics pamphlet‽

This is my bf's argument for why ghosts don't exists. He says "I'm pretty sure being eaten by a saber tooth tiger is a violent death yet no one ever sees ghosts of them.".

I bet that this was not how that lady envisioned her modelling career going.

I bet your Tumblr is shitty and derivative.

HISTORY: YOU'RE REPEATING IT.

You should stop, you're being a Nazi.

Yet, nature and time have demonstrated, over and over and over again, that it is illogical to count maturity, and so-called "gravitas", as automatic keys of progress. The sporadic shows, clearly, something going from zero to one generates far progressive force than anything that just only maintains one ever could.

Who's laughing?

Practicing what you preach is such an outdated thing. Hypocrisy is totally in right now.

I bet this site would have improved significantly if Dodai got the job. If some other blog made a similar hiring decision, Gawker Media would be all over that story, calling them out for racism and ageism.

Like. Really?

Can only hope that this EXCITING NEW DIRECTION will be more thought-provoking content, and less condescending and pointless "Squee! Theez kittehs will give you TEH FEELZ" clickbait content.