They’re actually robo-cocks since they hold them up to their mouths just like they’re fellating it and play with it to get said robo-cock blow it’s wet white stuff into their mouths...

Yeah, you junkies keep on saying that over and over again and again...

This is like paying gas stations in order to ride a bike.

You left out the fact of how you’re dying really soon too, like how you normally bray on and on like a jackass about how you will just become nothing no one will ever think about anymore any day now... . . .

... . . . y-you mean, like, improvise??

Vor. Dude. Love ya! But this is just bullshit. And the psychologists are right; I myself have absolutely and unequivocally been struck to the core of my psyche like butterflies over a drop from the first time I ever felt sonder while seeing some unknown kid practice soccer kicks in his driveway as I rode past him on…

You’re just as insane as well since you are all too human...

Your perception is the problem here as there is just nothing wrong at all with what I had typed; you’re an even bigger moron than I thought since you actually think that some kind of permanent form actually exists unchanging and that the word could just never be beyond you! HAA!

Upstate New Yorker who remembers all the storms from the ‘90's:

Went driving around in the middle of winter without a sleeping bag?

You missed it, it was a behind-the-rows reference.

I wasn’t defending them at all, moron, I was and apparently still am shaming you by pointing out just how absolutely dumb your closed-minded ignorance actually really is.

Uh, you misplaced this, race-baiting click-bait goes on Gawker proper.

...so basically you were in on poisoning us with your “DRINK TAP WATER!!” rants, got it.

Your point here is just utterly pointless and your thinking is completely ass backwards. These weren’t problems before the TSA existed and people have been doing this for years and years with barely any issues coming out of it. If anything, you should be fucking ecstatic that 99.99999999% of the flying population…

Yeah, those incestuous child molesters sure are 1-uping it!

YOU’RE COOL

Feh, apples to oranges; those societies never built Great Destroyers.

Cool, but it’d look p-rad if it was anodized H-D Speed Orange, like this:

I call io9 ioWhine just because of how pompously stuck up and whiny the click-clique-cult culture there is stiflingly fascistically restrictive, rivaling even Jurrzabil and Gawper.