I'd prefer "Orca Unlimited" personally

Can we get someone that has at least partial knowledge of science? "Xinc" notwithstanding, my favourite line is:
"...a dense white cloud of metal oxides, which doesn't sound all that great either."

Any particular reason why it doesn't sound as great? As far as I know, aluminum and magnesium oxides are fairly ubiquitous…

The last 4 tracks of Third Eye Blind's debut album (I Want You, The Background, Motorcycle Drive-By and God of Wine). Jump to 38:30 to start:

Luckily Kitten Mittons are 1 size fits all!!!!!!