How about we not scrutinize a suicidal, troubled child, Jezebel/Breslaw? Did a hard blow to your head dislodge your good judgment?

Because winter is coming.

He's a spreader, but somehow I might find it in my heart to forgive him.

If I ever have a child, I'm going to name it Sizzurp. Sizzurp Vladimir Crumblebottom the Third.

I heart Brad Pitt. I think he could have just taken the easy way out and played pretty boys for his entire career. Instead, he chose to take on these weird character roles. He also gives a lot of money to people who need it, which is nice. He and Angelina make pretty babies and aren't hard to look at. And so what if…

Guys, I'm pretty sure it's been determined that Hogwarts is located in Scotland, not England.

Just to quickly mention that Angelina is a global icon, so as someone who lives in the UK and is so inspired and proud of her, it's really frustrating seeing the Americanisation of all events that effect people globally. Our health care system is utterly different to yours, so this constant attempt to drag this story…

Most ridiculous thing I'll read all day (I hope):

All of the work definitely played off. My husband had got me Skyrim for Christmas the year it came out, and I was driving him crazy while he was watching me play it. Someone would be banging on about the main quest or trying to lead me somewhere, and I wouldn't even be facing them. I'd be staring at a river, going,…

Everyone knows hawks are the sluts of the animal kingdom.

As a straight man, I think I have the necessary distance to talk about this objectively. Now, obviously the political tensions between Saudi Arabia and the UAE are one factor, but I think dismissing the well documented link between hostility and repressed sexuality in highly masculized and patriarchal cultures is...…

Go and help Brendan Fraiser fight the mummy, Horus.

I got laid this morning. So I fucked that. Am I doing this right?

Damn.

I fucking love these guys. I know they can sometimes obstruct justice by unearthing evidence that's not admissible, but then again "justice" is completely fucked in this country. I love when hackers put their hive mind to righting rape culture wrongs.... it's a great start. Thanks, Anonymous!

The pill that makes story end, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe

The pill that makes you stay in Wonderland, and Morpheus shows you how deep the rabbit hole goes.