what the hell did i just watch

oh my god ME TOO - my eyes were brick red and everyone in my dorm was like, check this chick out! then I slept for 13 hours!! And instead of going on the barcrawl tongiht, I went on a nice walk in the rain

sitting in a chair....really really dizzy and heavy. eyes are dry

It's weird, all I could think about is how Carey kinda looks like her fiance and Brad looks like HIS fiancee! You know, I think there's something to this you-date-who-you-look-like theory

Props to you too! Anyone who works hard and loves their job is good in my book.

well ok - that sounded pretentious. but i hate the stereotype that we're lazy and mooch off our parents! I've worked since I was 14

I'm Generation Y...and I pay for everything myself

My dad once turned to me and said, you were a loving, drunken accident. To be fair, the other siblings were too.

I've seen this before, and I love it. I want it.

fudge fudge call the judge

I am bisexual. Few people know that, and I don't think its an integral part of my identity, so I let people believe I am straight. It doesn't matter to me, after some soul searching.

Okay, this is a strange entry. Not sad or anything, no triggers - should I throw it in the replies? Ah hell may as well...

I just put that in my things to remember list.

Yup. University of Iowa, FTW. We should see if there's others and form a meet-up

I'm going to eat a whole brownie, not a half. IOWA CITY WATCH OUT

yeah me too - I went to bed at around 2 and I woke up at 12! So heavy

Yeah...don't remember this.

I just came to jez and was like, whats with all the notifications?

I'm high right now and I'm sort of...lazy. Like I'm lettin' it all hang out. And my mouth is dry and my body is lazy. Is this it? I was hoping to laugh till I peed but I was just really introspective. Also tornado sirens don't scare me. Also, should I eat eazy mac?

i am high. RIGHT NOW