Porxaderp
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Porxaderp

Lol why you mad though? Oh right, your favoritest TV show got ruined.

Lol cool story bro.

"But the instinct is all the same"

What instinct? The "instinct" to assault people who anger you? Do you have some kind of proof that this "instinct" exists, or are you just trying to validate your own rage issues?

Nope, you're literally blaming the person who got assaulted by an asshole for ruining the show. Don't try to backtrack and act like it's only the punishment you're against, it's pathetic.

Man, I love it when pseudo-intellectuals bring up evo-psych.

"I'm approaching this with a level head"

Awww, the ragemonkey even reveals that he lives in a black and white world, where all kinds of assault are equally bad.

"smeared the names of people"

"He just doesn't fit their lefty-PC template and his days were numbered."

Why? This is a blog for gearheads, and gearheads are overwhelmingly ragemonkey idiots, so of course the commenters would be too.

"When one caveman takes another caveman's fireplace"

I've wanted to murder someone before too, as I'm positive you have, so would that make it totes cool if your buttbuddy Clarkson murdered a guy?

Awww, is wittle Hoony mad that his Big Boy Show got cancelled?

"For all we know that producer could have been the most habitually incompetent fool that ever worked for top gear."

Rationalize it however you want you fucking ragemonkey, but NORMAL PEOPLE do not assault others for petty reasons no matter how much shit "piles up".

"the cop with a history of abuse complaints"

A stopped clock is right twice a day, just because a cop is crooked doesn't make everyone they interact with innocent.

Is crushing someone against a wall with a 2000lb object at 5mph somehow less "life threatening" than doing the same at 50mph?

"rather than finding out it's some psycho who hates all motorcyclists for some perceived beef."

Puh-lease. If you aren't tipping 300%, you should just kill yourself.

Also, one time someone actually told a similar name story here on Jezebel/Gawker, casting themselves as the new star like your mother did. When I called them on their bullshit, they doubled down on how they TOOOOOOOOOOTALLY taught some kids named Orangejello and Yemonjello in elementary school. Saying "WOW! I can't