No sport has more beautiful photos.

Sure, saying both black and white people with tons of tattoos would be equal too, but Cuban didn't do that. He compared a black dude in a hoodie with a bald white guy with tattoos all over his face.

Um no,

"Group of teenagers," regardless of race or attire or what noise they are making, is the only category that I will consistently cross the street to get away from regardless of the circumstances. Most other people I'll just put my head down and walk by if I don't see an open weapon or obvious signs of intoxication,…

The uber-wealthy

"That's right, baby. I've got a twelve inch pianist."

Damn, the Bruins could've really used Ference this year. :(

Oooh, I did not know about this one! The glasses, the tattoos....I almost commented that he just needs a beard to push all my buttons, and then remembered this is a hockey player and googled "Andrew Ference playoff beard." Boom. Thank you, NHL traditions.

Wow, thanks for the tip, Jezebel Staff. You just made my Tuesday evening.

Actually, I think they mean Macbeth and Richard III at #1.

Idris is still waiting for his name to be mentioned. He is both beautiful and patient.

Come on, guys.

At first I thought it was referring to Hillary Clinton, and I was confused yet tickled.

#25 - YESSSSS!!!

Wait, no Ryan Gosling.

Domestic violence-fighting Space Dad!

Patrick Stewart is everybody's Space Dad.

John Ham?

I do love their interactions with each other. When they did their "Cereals, Ranked" one of them posted their entire conversation about it since Marchman went rogue.

"I'm not racist, I considered Italians to be white YEARS before the rest of America did!"