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Nah, they're all played by white dudes too.

Fan Mail more like Man Fail!

This is just so bland.

She said seminal.

There's always time. Just gotta be efficient, bro.

Awesome article. One small quibble.

I have such mixed feelings about Sea World (and zoos in general, if they breed wild animals). On the one hand, I know it's wrong, but on the other hand, OMG TIGERS. So cool. And so wrong.

If you watch to the credits, theres a dude named Hootie, which explains what happened to that dude.

The scariest thing about this to me is that it's just high school. There must be some really heinous shit that gets swept under the rug in college and the pros where they have the resources and profit motive to cover up whatever they have to.

This comment tho: "For hairy, white Americans, I guess it doesn't mater which is which."

Geisha are not whores. The fact that you think that means that you don't know anything about Japan. Geisha are performers who primarily work in Gion. They dance and serve customers drinks, but they do not have sex in them. You are confusing them for the prostitutes in Yoshiwara, which was in Tokyo. Those women

This isn't embarrassing at all. A few years ago after a brutal loss (overly competitive men's league team for which I am the goalie) I skated off the ice and slammed my stick across the top of the boards expecting to break it in half. Instead it bounced back and hit me in the head, slicing open my forehead.

11/10 A++ Zappos... that's some damn fine trolling right there.

Okay...Chiwetel Ejiofor, Michael Ealy, Boris Kodjoe, Morris Chestnut, Dante Basco, Brian White, Donnie Yen, Don Cheadle, Columbus Short, Adam Rodriguez, & the late Lee Thompson Young.

"I got's no keys woman — "

¡BORIQUA!

This should be the St. Louis minimalist logo

Make it a prolonged... ENGAGEment :3

Make it so.

Has anyone else noticed a correlation between people who fawn over Adam Levine and those who enjoyed/will defend to the death Fifty Shades of Gray? Or is it just mediocre people in my life?