As I understand it, Don Cherry's jackets are made primarily of upholstery fabric and are custom pieces. This is more for the raving lunatic on a budget.

You can get a blazer to match those pants.

Did the NFL run out of parts of the field to sell? Can't get enough of hearing that the team had finally gotten the ball into the "Ford Drive Zone" or the "Old Spice Red Zone".

I KNEW there were a few square inches of my visual field not yet utilized for advertising.

There is a right was and a wrong way to conceal carry a slingshot.

God I loved that Turtle game. Donatello was my dude.

Ballmer was played by John Dimaggio in "Pirates of Silicon Valley". The transition from Master Shake to Bender should be a smooth one.

I'm furious that my brother getting mugged got a shrug and a "shit happens" and me successfully fighting off an attacker became a conversation about whether or not I should be "allowed" to live on my own or walk the streets without an escort.

No. It's my response to someone reacting to a woman being murdered by a man she had taken out numerous restraining orders against by saying "Men receive prison sentences 63% longer than women for the exact same crimes."

Aw, poor convicted criminals.

Ladies, Jez isn't the spot for hot hockey love. Check out "What'a up, ya Sieve?" I'll send you directly to the belly of the Chuck and Pants beast with this old post about hockey players with puppies

I don't care if he's in Edmonton, there will always be a place in my black and gold heart for Andrew Ference!

Watching that was like God winking at me after ripping a tremendous fart upwind of Donald Sterling's home. It was glorious.

So there's absolutely no onus on the objectifiers. The boys aren't old enough or smart enough to choose not to be blatantly sexist.

Knowing Boston (my beloved and deeply flawed hometown) Malcolm Subban (but NOT PK) and Jarome Iginla have been adopted as Italian. In other news Zdeno is an Irish name.

But giving up your entire world and voice for a man you once caught a glimpse of will keep you in the top five.

I wish I had footage of my friend handing a little boy a foul ball and the boy's little sister who started bawling because that was the third foul ball the boy had been given and she never got any.

There's no way he goes to McLean without a stay in Bridgewater first, probably a long one.

I like that Myshkin is still moving, almost collapsing as the puck ricochets of the net, coming back towards him. Even documentaries and that Disney movie make me cry like a baby.

The US military presence in Saudi Arabia is probably a larger factor to the rise in terrorism in the last 15 years.