We also do not like Ant Man. It hasn't been shot yet.

He may not be Captain America, but attention must be paid.

Nope again. "Frustratingly, there's actually a petition going around demanding that Arrington's name be added as an author to Jud's most recent scientific publication."

As I understand it, Don Cherry's jackets are made primarily of upholstery fabric and are custom pieces. This is more for the raving lunatic on a budget.

You can get a blazer to match those pants.

It's fair to call Caesar a city ape and as the alpha surely he would have influenced the culture in more ways than the drawing of the window.

Wikipedia confirms.

Did the NFL run out of parts of the field to sell? Can't get enough of hearing that the team had finally gotten the ball into the "Ford Drive Zone" or the "Old Spice Red Zone".

I KNEW there were a few square inches of my visual field not yet utilized for advertising.

There is a right was and a wrong way to conceal carry a slingshot.

God I loved that Turtle game. Donatello was my dude.

It thinks I'm Canadian. I watch A LOT of hockey.

My first reaction was "Who trains an elephant to do that? That is a really specific skill for an elephant to have."

Ballmer was played by John Dimaggio in "Pirates of Silicon Valley". The transition from Master Shake to Bender should be a smooth one.

Halle Berry is also an Academy Award winner.

I'm furious that my brother getting mugged got a shrug and a "shit happens" and me successfully fighting off an attacker became a conversation about whether or not I should be "allowed" to live on my own or walk the streets without an escort.

No. It's my response to someone reacting to a woman being murdered by a man she had taken out numerous restraining orders against by saying "Men receive prison sentences 63% longer than women for the exact same crimes."

Aw, poor convicted criminals.

Option 3 - Sleeves cover stunt pads.

Ladies, Jez isn't the spot for hot hockey love. Check out "What'a up, ya Sieve?" I'll send you directly to the belly of the Chuck and Pants beast with this old post about hockey players with puppies