I don't care if he's in Edmonton, there will always be a place in my black and gold heart for Andrew Ference!

Watching that was like God winking at me after ripping a tremendous fart upwind of Donald Sterling's home. It was glorious.

The feminine version of "brewer" is "brewster". It is one of the few job-based English surnames that is more common in the feminine.

So there's absolutely no onus on the objectifiers. The boys aren't old enough or smart enough to choose not to be blatantly sexist.

Surely the standout is "Bring me all your elderly!".

I can't wait for the Sand Snakes!

Knowing Boston (my beloved and deeply flawed hometown) Malcolm Subban (but NOT PK) and Jarome Iginla have been adopted as Italian. In other news Zdeno is an Irish name.

But giving up your entire world and voice for a man you once caught a glimpse of will keep you in the top five.

I wish I had footage of my friend handing a little boy a foul ball and the boy's little sister who started bawling because that was the third foul ball the boy had been given and she never got any.

There's no way he goes to McLean without a stay in Bridgewater first, probably a long one.

I like that Myshkin is still moving, almost collapsing as the puck ricochets of the net, coming back towards him. Even documentaries and that Disney movie make me cry like a baby.

The US military presence in Saudi Arabia is probably a larger factor to the rise in terrorism in the last 15 years.

American Evangelicals preaching an anti-gay agenda inspired the recent law in Uganda imposing the death sentence on homosexuals. The Bosnian War was religious in nature (2 Christian factions and 1 Muslim) and resulted in over 200,000 casualties. Anti-vaxxers brought mumps back, which mainly hurts their own children…

Italy is larger Australia on that map, so I'm guessing it's not exactly navigation-grade.

I'm SO excited.

Harry Potter suggests that in England about 90% of women are named after flowers.

Item 49: He's not your father.

Is there an opposing list where something that sounded amazing fell through? I really wish they made Kurt Sutter's version of The Punisher. I don't know much more than that combination, but I'm sold.

Freud might disagree.