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I wish I had footage of my friend handing a little boy a foul ball and the boy's little sister who started bawling because that was the third foul ball the boy had been given and she never got any.

There's no way he goes to McLean without a stay in Bridgewater first, probably a long one.

I like that Myshkin is still moving, almost collapsing as the puck ricochets of the net, coming back towards him. Even documentaries and that Disney movie make me cry like a baby.

The US military presence in Saudi Arabia is probably a larger factor to the rise in terrorism in the last 15 years.

American Evangelicals preaching an anti-gay agenda inspired the recent law in Uganda imposing the death sentence on homosexuals. The Bosnian War was religious in nature (2 Christian factions and 1 Muslim) and resulted in over 200,000 casualties. Anti-vaxxers brought mumps back, which mainly hurts their own children

Item 49: He's not your father.

Freud might disagree.

I'd say MRA's and White Power types would line up pretty well.

Youtube commenters.

This is a pretty good list, I oscillated between "Hey, I like that thing" and "Oh F* that guy".

I'm not sure what's more unlikely, Ted Nugent in a Spanish class or Ted Nugent in Massachusetts.

I'm cool as long as everything about Real AmericanJohnny Quinn is true.

Still not as horrifying as New Orleans Hornets seasonal mascot King Cake Baby.

The Philippines was hit by the strongest typhoon to make landfall (on record). That morning there was a 7.2-magnitude earthquake. There were floods and landslides. A tsunami is one of the few natural disasters that did not effect the Philippines on November 8, 2013.

I'm here to help.

73% of speaking roles go to white men. White men are not 73% of the population anywhere.

Invert the politics, relatively similar turnout and you get Franzia, the world's most popular box of wine.

All hail the bringers of joy!

News aggregation and entertainment. A soup kitchen I used to cook at would tweet needs and people would come by to donate them (fastest turn-around from tweet to donation was 20 minutes). Connectivity isn't inherently negative, it just depends on who you connect to.