And I raise you a five year old and a two year old in an 11pm showing of Hostel 2, one or both were crying.

This interview with Joe Manganiello circles back to women in some really weird ways. For example, when asked about being broke and evicted, the question is "where would you take women". When he says he was a real drunk and then sobered up, the question is "Is there something you said to a woman that led you to get…

The link lists 454 pumpkin ales. The one for you is on there.

I feel like the shit-shame drives this one, too. I've spent a surprising amount of my adult life being scolded for acknowledging that I shit.

Chocolate, pads and deodorant.

I really like Southern Tier Imperial Pumkin. But why trust me when beer nerds have done the work for you.

I said I had a "period poo" a couple years ago and everybody had that "Oh, that's not just me?" moment. We were embarrassingly old to not know about it. They should probably cover it in that gym class where you get the period starter kit.

The only good names are Puritan names.

Unless it's Latina, because their Latina is a Filipina.

European trash talk is nicer than 90% of compliments I receive.

ALWAYS go through a reputable dungeon or buy a client list from a Domme leaving the business. Sex work is high risk.

That's still about 7,700,000 rapists.

How about something more along the lines of the original Casino Royale with Peter Sellers?

Can the Inner Goddess just be gifs of Divine?

I won a surprisingly similar stuffed World Trade Center from a claw game at Coney Island.

I don't know if 15 year-old Tyra is more iconic than Naomi Campbell or Alek Wek (if there's only going to be 3)

I can't read "whiteface" without Ron Funches' voice in my head.

Last Tango in Paris is NC-17.

In 1890, Waco had a Minor League Baseball team called "The Waco Babies". That's pretty great.

The most famous in Ninkasi, the Sumerian beer goddess. The oldest known recipe for beer is a prayer to her called "The Song of Ninkasi".