I won a surprisingly similar stuffed World Trade Center from a claw game at Coney Island.

I don't know if 15 year-old Tyra is more iconic than Naomi Campbell or Alek Wek (if there's only going to be 3)

I can't read "whiteface" without Ron Funches' voice in my head.

Last Tango in Paris is NC-17.

In 1890, Waco had a Minor League Baseball team called "The Waco Babies". That's pretty great.

The most famous in Ninkasi, the Sumerian beer goddess. The oldest known recipe for beer is a prayer to her called "The Song of Ninkasi".

Fun fact: There are strongly defined gender roles amongst alcohol deities. Wine deities are male. Beer deities are female. Beer anthropologist Alan D. Eames wrote that beer was the ancient symbol of the feminine.

Michael Lohan, I have never seen a bleeding fist at the end of a hairy arm so well manicured.

But now people are being murdered.

KMFDM equally not responsible for the shooting.

After a week or so of CONSTANT discussion, does anyone still need to dedicate the first paragraph to:"well I don't know what so-called 'twerkin' is but I looks on the world wide web and I was shocked!" ?

Just to review:

Except they weren't. They were KMFDM fans, which look like kinda Marilyn Manson fans to middle-aged 90's folks. the connective tissue is pretty loose all around.

Oh, that'll be nice. They'll be coming to MA just in time to celebrate our tenth year of same-sex marriage. The traditional gift is aluminum, so a sixer of tallboys will be a fine gift.

Like this, but with a grown woman.

Add a hamster bottle for upside-down hands-free drinking and I'm in.

This is my favorite fake fight:

Remember mixtapes? It's kind of like that. You can record your favorite songs/cumshots and keep them all in the same place. Much like the VHS "BONERJAMZ" featured in "The 40 Year Old Virgin".

There's a football connection here, too. The judge(G. Todd Baugh) is the son of NFL Hall of Fame Quarterback "Slinging Sammy" Baugh.