I'm eating raw kale right now. 1: you get used to it. 2. Ginger dressing, like from a sushi restaurant. Make everything taste like awesome.

I clicked the star because I agree, this is not a booty-star.

I just looked at my pokes, ALL gay men. For a lady, I've got pretty high T.

I can never thank you enough for transcribing the monologue about how horrible it is to have a job. You failed to mention that she was dressed like a suburban empty-nester going to the beach.

Yale, feel free to consider this comment a written reprimand. Take a moment to count the shits you give.

There is no White Panther party to put a bounty on the lives of those who murdered me.

Secret Brown: I'm brown, you know that right?

What happens if the moms or the coal miners or the jet propulsion engineers win this debate?

Everybody let me know where I can pick these leftovers up. I will gladly eat them or distribute them.

Is Hubs trying to go as Patrick Bateman but not call himself Patrick Bateman? If so, he can introduce himself as Timothy Price; Paul Allen; Craig McDermott; Luis Carruthers and Marcus Halberstram as well as extract himself from conversations by claiming he has some videos to return.

Goodnight, sweet windsock, you will twirl on in my heart and on my spinster aunts porch.

In the scene where the girls are being home-schooled on The Secret, no one puts "an actual education" on their vision boards. Odd . . .

They keep calling my job, asking for an office manager who retired in the late 90's and passed away five years ago. They truly do not lose a phone number.

It was on the soundtrack to "Go", which also feature the ultra-catchy "Steal my Sunshine" by Len.

Despite the vintage-y feel of the commercial, it actually occurs in the Fast Franchise between the second and fourth movies in the release spot occupied by Tokyo Drift (which occurs in an undefined future).

Can there be a follow-up debate with Lindy, Jim and Kamau based on these reactions? Kamau says that this is the beginning of this conversation, I'd be interested in reactions to the continuation.

When I was a child, Tom Hanks taught me what a Donkey Show was.

I'm surprised by how long I've loved that commercial.

And the Punk Prize goes too . . . whoever said "Let's just put 'Punk Gala' on an invitation and see WTF shows up."

It's not very James Bond of him to measure his own worth in James Bonds.