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I want to bring you a sandwich.

+1 Awesome

Anne Rice.

ALPIN POLYCARP?

Toothpaste

Not everything needs a sequel.

"The primary goal of the association would be to 'promote and encourage rifle shooting on a scientific basis,'" and "promoting the shooting sports among America's youth"

Bottom row, third from left: Alternate casting for the 40 Year Old Virgin?

They're called "Disaster Tourists" and they are waiting to tell you how much they've given up to come help.

"Cincinnati Fire Kite" is what it's called in "Backyard Ballistics". I've seen it elsewhere as Cincinnati Fire Kite.

Started hours ago. https://twitter.com/CharlotteLaws/status/274225789359255552

Do you know where your exes live? I do. I've got some dirty pics of 'em, too. This website isn't for submitting pictures of yourself.