If everything goes wrong, how do I change my name to For Russia?

Reports that Audi would follow the driverless car's lap with one from a carless driver have so far proven unfounded.

Why are we so quickly dismissing the idea of him going into porn?

Racetracks give me boners.

Bernoulli's principle. Any liquid traveling in a channel which becomes smaller will increase the speed of the liquid that's going through it. This lowers the pressure.

An excellent first bike, then.

If you smoke marijuana, Tony Stewart will kill you.

"Turn off the fairing light, capt" is a reasonable request. IMHO

[cough]2007[/cough]

You may not like Hamilton, but he is the best driver on the grid and certainly better than Nico any day. Lewis would have been trouncing Nico if it wasn't for his horrendous luck this year and Nico his getting his share. Lewis is clearly a better and driver and deserves the WDC.

Nothing says America quite like rolling your car while driving in a straight line and falling through the windshield.

ISIS and Libya are unrelated and I don't think France helped arm the Syrian resistance. So I don't understand your point.

The 300SL of Karl Klink and Hans Klenk received these metal bars after hitting a vulture at a speed of 125 mph at the 1952 Carrera Panamericana.

I can't write about the B-1 because of it's age? What the hell are you talking about? This is a funny and positive story, you are making zero sense. I support long-range strike fully, including the B-1 force.

Karl Marx didn't punch a Polar Bear in the face.

War all of the things.

its strangely appropriate that jalopnik is becoming a premier website for military craziness.

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Usually the narrative is punctuated with repeated screams of, "Allahu Akbar"