Me: "Oh fuck, seaweed! Seaweed! Fuck fuck fuck fuck!"

Damn, I love your articles. Keep it up!

If you watched this video, and have ears, but still wanted to comment on the climate control panel, you have problems.

I was rather surprised to find some people love the Mito here, but surely there can't be anyone who hates the original Giulietta Sprint?

I love how Lewis gets his own edition.

all hail the arrival of the Anti-Christ at the Illuminati NWO Denver Intl Airport

if your helicopter hits power lines while landing at your prom God is trying to tell you you're a fucking douche.

Why?

The joke is that the op is a fucking idiot, whose only exposure to the Italian language has been a Family Guy episode and maybe that Jersey Shore season where they went to Italy.

I'm a dick when I get critiqued? I defend my points of view and in this case how was I being sarcastic, look at the OP, I just didn't see the issue. Seeing as I thank people up and down for grammatical corrections, I don't see how that makes me a dick.

Fifth Gear did a review on it, if I remember correctly Tiff said it was very good for the weight it has to throw around

I'm beginning to think that Ferdinand Piech will literally give you a hand job if you put a down payment on a Bugatti.

Yeah, I guess I'm an asshole to be offended by this post.

Do you have any evidence to support this, or are you just letting your opinion cloud the facts?

This is just disrespectful.

Drone

A little piece of my brain kills itself every time I see that word.

Go on Porsche configurator, click on GT3, click on white paint, done.

After reading your vehement post, I looked back through the original piece to find any reference of a helmet (or not), thinking i must have missed something. You, sir, are stupid. Although I agree that you are playing Russian roulette to not wear a helmet, I have to ask: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?

Okay, clearly you drive your mommy's hand-me-down Camry (you DO!), hence you angrily picking a non-sequitor of a fight with someone who gives zero fucks about your misapplication of logic.