Not being able to spell the name of your butler is pretty fucking bourgeois!

Can’t believe I’d never seen Torch’s face before.

As a guy with a 300hp FWD hatch, I approve of this post and cornering technique.

What a fabulous username. A doff of the cap to you, good Sir or Madam.

Isn’t there a chance this already exists and this is their way of declassifying it without painful budget questions?

All fur coat and no knickers.

Lancia Thema:For when the Ford Scorpio isn’t quite ugly enough.

B-21 Slender Man.

I have that exact pic of the 8C by my desk!

My Dad had a gunmetal-grey 33 with the 1.7l Boxer engine. It lasted about 3 years then sat rusting on our drive as a sort of art installation.

Who’s Valentine’s supper only costs $50?

I went on a boat called Poseidon II in Prague.

If you shop at Waitrose, the car park is full of black and silver cars.

Saw the headline.

He’ll be receiving the decath-schlong soon enough.

This was my Jalopnik profile pic for YEARS. Thanks for the memories!

These things are stupidly loud. Like painfully, look-around-to-check-others-for-bleeding-ears-loud. Sky tearingly loud.

I always imagine Jason growing his own, wandering around a foil-lined room muttering under his breathe with his latest feverish automotive idea. Those plants are like his focus group.

Haha, I had that gif ready to go. Well played Sir/Madam.

Every time I go in my friends Land Rover Defender I think the dash looks a bit like the front of a Jeep: