Cossie all the way!

I was fishing a secluded private lake in East Sussex last year and heard a racket in the distance, looked over and saw 3 Apaches at maybe double-treetop-height. Briefly thought something had kicked off and martial law was in action.

Oh god I’d completely forgotten about this game! There MUST be an emulator for it somewhere!

Well done for generalising my entire nation on the basis of one guy on the internet.

Are you the real Louis Theroux?

I believe you’ll find it’s a Chrysler Sebring.

My stepdad had a Mondeo 3.0 Duratec for a while. Always felt a bit lazy for its displacement.

Yeah at first I was thinking, “What is this aftermarket bullshit?”

That Wright chap could use the affections of a nice young lady (or man).

These guys will be along in a moment.

I see you’re not just being a twat on Gawker now, then.

Surely just by watching YouTube videos, hell, even just watching Top Gun, could have got them to this point years ago?

What’s this, another Typhoon?

Now driven almost exclusively by Daesh-bags.

I found this on Dr. Safo’s website...

This guy...

Do you mean The Chokey?

Here’s my Alfa GTA Busso V6 in need of a tidy up. I show it to people often, because I’m a terrible human being.

I thought this was a joke about massive touring car fields for a minute!

As a man who sold a CL65 for £2500 more than I paid for it, this is not always true.