PorscheMama
PorscheMama
PorscheMama

“I was the driver’s seat in the new Chiron today!”

#BugattiSoWhite

OMG its UNISEX....Cant.Breathe

There’s no way the acceleration of a Bugatti wouldn’t compress those waifish dudes into a fine, glittery powder.

Now is the time on Sprockets when ve dance.

last picture: I can’t wait to dawn my Bugatti khaki’s for the meetup!

Count Von Wisheshehadwintertires

It took me about 5 minutes to figure out he wasn’t sitting spread eagle.

still acceptable to wear white pants after labor day yo. Wearing one right now.

“oh good the pool boys are here! have them disrobe and get on the stands for our guests to see their boy-like physiques, oh and they can keep the sunglasses on”

Joe knows about the Bugatti lifestyle

Sublime. I hear you can boil them to make the most amazing bouillabaisse you’ve ever had.

Is it just me, or does the back of that blue jacket look like it would sync up perfectly with the quilted seat pattern, making man and machine one being? I hope yes and that the SHEER-on is really just a hidden Power Rangers vehicle.

I sincerely hope that last photo was taken before Labor Day.

All my sides are prole sides.

Scientists’ attempt to clone Steve McQueen failed when, instead of capturing Steve’s effortless cool, they created Colossal Douche Man, a superhero who mainly sits around in bars talking about car collecting with Floyd Mayweather.

Same here. I was really stoked but 3 minutes in i just couldn't stand it anymore

I work in marketing. I’m pretty good at it.

Extreme views on both sides are bullshit. I only trust one source to accurately report the news without any bias. I watch The Daily Show.