...a lot cheaper and a lot more fun than a new 911, if you ask me.

Oh, this car. Ohhhhhhh.

You sir, are humble. Which only makes me like you more. :)

Yes yes yes! Do it.

I think the baby Bernie's wife wants is the official "F1 Baby", @jvallido. :)

Unfortunately we are the Hotel California of cars...currently own 6 and if we get any more, we will officially become the trashy foreign-car loving neighbors. But one day...

The Facebook car crowd is strange. You should visit the Miata Club page...the comments are off the hook.

Instagram, El-Verde. All the good car photos with none of the extra info of Facebook. Photos are artsy so the lades will still find you mysterious and creative. And you can see Doug's ghost.

I want your RS6 <3

...the wrist driving really adds to the whole package.

Whorehouse Red is my new favorite color.

Serves them right for having a temporary fence. Blaze the trail, fearless crapper!

The last time we were at COTA there was much to be done in re. landscaping / water mitigation, so your restroom story is not surprising.

Bring your own TP — what COTA and Beijing have in common.

MidOhio's al fresco bathrooms are the coldest of any track I've ever driven. It's amazing your find was not frozen.

Best bathrooms ever: Barber Motorsports Park. Marble, space and lighting that won't make me look old.

Is that a seat warmer? Nice.

"Alternatively, next time he takes it to the shop, tell the shop to send all power to the back wheels, lock the rear diff and deactivate the computer." Yesss...sweet justice.

Amazing how Miatas humble and offend douche drivers. Carry on, momentum masters!

Corolla drivers...