I need to delete this account immediately, you have figured me out !

Disagreeing with you and trolling are not the same thing.

Rihanna's nudity gets headlines because Rihanna is actually relevant. Madonna's nudity gets Twitter posts and blog entries, at the most.

If you're only going to post three words, why even respond?

He wasn't one of the guys with guns, that's a Jack In The Box employee posing for a photo with some of them.

I don't know much about the Quran, but the Bible sure does sanction a lot of shitty stuff—including the kidnapping and raping of young girls.

You realize this person just destroyed you in that argument, right?

Do you have any other references that aren't almost 20 years old?

You're calling someone hyperbolic after you compared picketing with child abduction? That's rich.

Exactly. Plus, anyone who finds Saturday Night Live too edgy and controversial should probably just give up on comedy in general. If SNL can offend you, this whole 'comedy' thing isn't for you.

Also, the word "mandingo" is not one that would be okay for a person to casually drop in most polite conversations.

She wore inappropriate clothes when reporting in the Middle East.

It's going to be a train wreck when Lupita finally hurts Jezebel's feelings. I hope she comes out as an anti-abortion, homophobic, climate change-denying Mormon or something big.

First of all — and this has nothing to do with anything, but whatever — "Shailene" is the trashiest name in the trailer park.

Exactly. Jezebel is proving her point for her.

Hashtag activists like Mikki Kendall and Suey Park are horrible representatives of feminism, and the in-fighting they instigate is damaging as hell. If Twitter was the first place I discovered feminism, I would stay far, far away from it.

I don't buy the she's young argument. I was a teenage feminist and I understood that EVERYONE benefits from feminism/equality.

He looks terrified.

Sorry, that was meant for go-go-chocobo. My internet skills are barely functional on Saturdays.

Boom!