Please, tell us about your charitable acts this month. At least this person actually did something, you're just bitching about it on the internet.

My neighborhood bar has a Christmas party to raise money for kids' soccer called "Beers for Jesus." It's organized by a Muslim and an Atheist.

In my experience, using the word "boom" to punctuate something is a douchebag things to do.

So wouldn't the server have to spend the next few months busting tail to pay the taxes on that oh-so-"generous" tip?

In this thread alone, you have written the following:

The fact you think Cam'ron is legendary is sad. He's only relevant because of "you mad" and the color pink.

A guy in an NBA cap and a fur coat rolling up a window? Shit.

Yes, it's simply impossible that the attractive young woman dating the 80-year-old racist billionaire is doing it for the money.

Or maybe she's just a gold-digger who likes the money.

Great comeback.

Then why call it the "white patriarchy" instead of just "patriarchy"?

Of you think the patriarchy is just a white thing, or that it will go away when white people aren't the majority anymore, I've got a bridge to sell you.

I've heard him do that multiple times. It's almost like he wants them to have been sexually abused growing up.

Why not be really daring and make a show about Mohammed? That would actually take some guts.

At no point did Joan mock the kidnapping, rape, or torture. She was comparing her lavish living conditions to the squalid condition of Ariel Castro's house to make herself look like a spoiled, out-of-touch celebrity. That was the joke.

What exactly should I be afraid of? That an 80-year-old comic will make a joke that indirectly references me? Horrifying!

The world must be a very scary place for you.

More people laughed at Joan's joke than cried about it, and that's all that matters.

Would a nice fake apology make you feel better? Would it somehow take back the joke?

So we shouldn't make a joke because three people into the entire fucking world could possibly be offended by it? Fuck that.