Maybe he's a bit simple.
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Us Brits LOVE getting militant over parking issues
There's no need to sign your posts.
I think he hopped.
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Cooper from Event Horizon. Resourceful
If Blake Griffin was born 200 years ago he wouldn't be trusted to milk a cow.
I say the same kind of thing when people accuse Chris Brown of domestic abuse. I remind them that he didn't smack her about in a house. He did it in a car.
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Ironic considering this moment when the world realised that the Bieb had no idea of what Germany was. Think about that for a second. You're almost 20 & have no concept that Germany exists.
That came down with ice on it. FACT.
He's not looking now, someone is jingling a set of keys and he's staring at them.
Battle of the chinpipes.
She said Ye$$$$$$$$$
The plans look great. Anyone know who they stole them from?
Will he win on points? ONLY TIME WILL TELL!!
Years back my dad bought a car from a stolen recovered auction (a stolen car that's found after the insurance company has paid for it). The night before he was due to collect it someone attempted (and failed) to steal it from the lot. My dad still got the car, repaired the broken locks & 2 weeks later it was stolen…
Reminds me of this poor fella after the 2002 world cup:
Hey Tim. You should use the deadspin hive mind to full effect to compile a definitive list of sportsmen who have accidentally "Shown a bit of brain" - That's an english expression, meaning your junk is out. Exhibit A -
Charles Wang? I was under the impression it was illegal to own a sports team in America unless you're Jewish.